Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
i wonder if a cop has ever pulled over an undercover cop by accident like does the undercover cop still get a ticket or does the cop that pulled them over just kind of slowly walk away
"My mother taught me how to apply my own makeup at 13 years old, and the most important lesson I learned is to never touch my eyebrows and to cleanse, tone, and moisturize twice a day."
I’ve been dating girls but I’ve never really had a serious relationship to talk about, and now I feel ready to talk about my relationships.
Come Spring this year, my life changed, massively. When I met someone and they made me feel so happy, so safe, and everything just feels…great. Well that someone is a guy, and it did take me by surprise a little bit. It was always in the back of my head that that could happen, but it wasn’t until Spring this year that it just clicked and felt right. (x)